bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

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ATTENTION

skelezor:

TONIGHT BEGINS THE MONTH OF THE SPOOKENING. SKELETONS NOW HAVE DOUBLED CALCIUM LEVELS. 

B E W A R E ~ F U C K B O Y S

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(via jade-o-lantern)

"People who are depressed have a more accurate perception of time."